mwoah ah ah
No, I'm not crazy.
I am a work in progress and so is this.
Let's explore the convoluted workings of my mind.
*cough* *cough*
I'm not.
I'm not!
I'M NOT! I'M NOT!! I'M NOT!!!
Now what was I saying again?
Monday, July 27, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Jinkies!
Friday, July 24, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Advertising works
Thursday, March 05, 2009
The Y's
"Mmmmm. The tire smells good!"
"Mom, you should eat only carrots. Then you'll be skinny like me."
The Y's will:
- Lift butt cheek up to expel gas
- Not hear you calling
- Zone in front of a television
- Recite from commercials and movies but be unable to recall what you just said
- Prefer to wait in the car than go in the craft store with you
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Starlight, Starbright
The kid makes me laugh. Hilarious drama king!
And after the class, he informed me that the curtain is not called the curtain. It's called the wing.
I'd better catch up on the lingo before I get upstaged!
Monday, February 09, 2009
Smooth Operator
We are sitting at Sam's Club having lunch. Z is not a shy one and loves any opportunity to chat someone up. Luckily for him, there is a little girl at the next table.
He leans over and says, "I like your dress."
(I'm thinking, smooth kid...where on earth did you learn that from?)
Then he adds, pointing to his long flannel shirt, "do you like my dress?"
Smooooth.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Week of the Spiders
milkweed
old fashion water pump fun
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Visualize
"Mom, when I close my butt, the poop just lets go. Like a knife, it cuts."
The wheels are a turnin'!
I wonder what he would say if I told him about another little boy who thought there was a little man living in his butt with a pair of scissors.
(Kim, I do dares!)
Monday, September 22, 2008
Discoveries
I can hardly believe we've only been home 1 week. It seems much longer but in a very good way. It was a week of firsts and a week of discovery.
Saturday, the day after we got back, we went to daddy's working place for their open house. We stayed for a little bit and had some fun. Z and I went on the big slide. It was our first time. We each had a blanket and slid down. Whee! He rode a kiddie roller coaster and had some ice cream. The rest of the weekend was for relaxing, catching up on mail and shopping.
On Monday, we joined Patches and had a tennis lession. Z tended to "batter up" with the racquet. The coaches, Miss Suzanne and her husband did a great job with the kids. Z had some good hits and got some running in when they had relay games. He loves to vroom his engines!
Wednesday was just awesome! One of the Patches' parents arranged for the kids to do a rock climb at REI. The beginning was a bit rocky (sorry, I couldn't resist!). Z made it about half way up before throwing in the towel. The second time, he needed tons of encouragement. Everyone started cheering for him, chanting his name. This kid is hilarious. He told the kids "louder!" I'm glad I was filming that part. With a slight tug of the rope to help him over a difficult area, he was able to make it to the top to ring the bell. He was pretty stoked and eagerly did a few more climbs and lots of bell ringing! I even got a chance to climb! I have to admit, I think I did a great job myself for my first climb. You know I rang that bell!
On Thursday, we went to the South Coast Botanic Garden. They were having a kids session on spiders. The kids got to water the plants, getting the water from an "old" water pump. Then they had a craft making a spider web from string, paper plates, and a spider ring for the center. They also had storytime and got to hear 2 stories. The instructors had some cool spiders to show, and one egg sack had hatched so we saw lots of little spiderlings. Spider webs were also discussed, and we went web hunting. The kids also got to plant a spider plant to take home. After the class, we hooked up with another family from Patches and wandered around the gardens. I love hanging out with other parents. I get some good ideas by watching and listening.
Friday was a day for me to get some errands and housework done. We sent some photo discs to the grandparents and went to Costco. We did some laundry. Daddy had a successful day at work after a long week and 16 hours of overtime, so we celebrated dinner at the Lazy Dog Cafe. If you've never been there, I highly recommend a trip. The hummus trio is great. Daddy does not like hummus, but he loves this. Plus the pita they make is so yummy! You can't go wrong with their burgers. This place knows how to cook the meat so that it stays moist and retains the burger flavor, without getting overpowered by the other ingredients. I had the Bleu Cheese New York for the first time. Oh. My. God. D-e-lish! Hubby totally agreed. He had the Gaucho Flatiron Steak and thought mine was way better. It was.
Saturday, I had my first sewing class. Daddy had to go into work, so Z went with him. Z was very excited and dressed like daddy does to go to work. Jeans and a polo shirt. Unfortunately for daddy, daddy needs to concentrate and zone out. Daddy learned that it's nearly impossible to do so with a 5 year old in the room. hee hee. My class went okay. We started making a simple potholder that we made a bias for and had to hand sew. The only problem is the class might get cancelled. We may not have enough students for the class to continue. I'll find out later this week. I hate when my classes get cancelled. I seem to be interested in things that most people aren't. *sigh*
Sunday was laundry and more shopping. I also got to go to my knitting group and the after knitting dinner for one of the ladies. We went to the House of Vege. While the taste was good, some of the textures took some getting used to. Like cubed "chicken" had the consistency of tofu or fish cake. The best dishes were the lettuce cups and the eggplant. Maybe since they weren't trying to be something they weren't, know what I mean? Some of the guests were friends the birthday girl had from work, teachers. Listening to them chat made me so grateful I have the opportunity to homeschool. One of the knitters next to me said if she was pregnant, she'd talk to her husband about moving to avoid raising her kids here. School sounds like a scary place.
Well, that's it for now. Hopefully I'll get some vacation photos up soon. Don't hold your breath.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Anoxia
The doctor was listening to his lungs and had Z taking breaths.
The doctor says to Z that he is very good at breathing and asks if Z has been doing it often.
Z replies, "no, not too much."
*His appointment went well. He is in the 20-25 percentile. He is currently 41 inches tall and 38 pounds. Hearing and vision was fine. No anemia. And he even peed in a cup. Had 2 shots and no crying. The brave boy got a Wall-E sticker and a toy mama had stashed away at home for just the right moment.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Why BOYS Rule!
"Mom, you're lucky I'm a boy!"
...we are cleaning the front steps...
"Why? Because boys are great sweepers?"
"Yeah!"
Give the boy another broom!
Monday, August 18, 2008
What TO wear (or DUH, Mama!)
He grabbed a pair of shorts to go along.
I had to ask, "Why are you going to wear that?"
Z responded with, "It's Orange day."
Sometimes it takes me a while.
"But that's red."
"Red and yellow makes orange."
Oh.
Okay. Good enough for me.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Say what?!
Last night we had dinner at the Lazy Dog Cafe.
As we ended the dessert portion, Z screams, "I need a wheelchair!"
As dad puzzles "wheelchair?"...
Supermom uses her powers of observation and deduction and replies appropriately, "You need a refill?"
Scary isn't it how my mind works?!
Thursday, August 07, 2008
My guys
Monday, August 04, 2008
The New Addition
Meet our Nascar Tire:
Z's apparently got connections. This tire comes from a Beringer car. I believe it is the #32 driven by Kyle Busch.
Can you tell he loves it?
He insisted it needed cleaning.
The boy only volunteers to clean something if it's got wheels... or is a wheel.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
In Automotive History
1985 - Saturn announces first plant
1990 - The first Saturn automobile rolls off the assembly line.
2003 - In Mexico, the last 'old style' Volkswagen Beetle rolls off the assembly line.
2003 – Zorro is born.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
We love the Oldies
You know how one thing leads to another? Well, we started off the morning doing "paperwork." Z did a dot-to-dot of Dino from the Flintstones. Of course he had no clue who the Flintstones were much less Dino... Thank goodness for YouTube!
Soon we found ourselves in front of the screen watching the intro to 2 Flintstones episodes. Which made me think. How cool are the Flintstones to a 4 going on 5 (in one day!) year old kid! It's got dinosaurs, construction, foot pedaled cars and one really strong kid that likes to bam.
The right bar on the screen gave me more ideas.
I clicked on shows I remembered: Speed Buggy, Speed Racer, Captain Caveman, and the Jetson's. Anyone remember these gems? I watched his face light up as he watched George jet around in space, the awe when his vehicle turned into a briefcase.
Now, I realize the content may not be appropriate for all the little ones. Hey, that's what parents are for! But, the one thing the old toons offer are stimulating imagination and lots of laughs. And, they fit the interest of little boys.
It would be nice to see these in reruns... on regular television. I think kids get enough of the real world.
Old Tunes
I introduced my son to songs from the past. He has latched on to one with the intensity of a croc in a death roll. He calls it "Peter of the Pack."
He insisted it was "Peter" and not "Leader."
Catchy tune, cool motorcycle engine roars, and a terrible crash. What's not to love?!
How about the repeat function on your car cd? Thank goodness for short car rides!
Yesterday I found a tape cassette of the song so he could listen to it in his room on his Fisher Price cassette player. Just before bed, he began to sing along for the first time. I can't begin to tell you how cute it is to see him singing
"My folks were always putting him down (down down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(Whatcha mean when you say that he came from the wrong side of
town?)They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for the leader of the pack."








