Thursday, October 19, 2006

Things that make you go hmmm...

Found this on one of those quiz sites. I know some of you will find it funny:

  • You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
  • If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
  • If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
  • Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
  • Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
  • If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
  • Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
  • Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
  • If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
  • When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
  • Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
  • If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
  • In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
  • Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
  • If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
  • Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
  • If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
  • Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"?
  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
  • If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

1 comment:

kim said...

hehehe...all of these...these are a few of my favorite things!